March Madness – Let’s Do Fuck All!

Grab your friends, a glass of gin and head to the Wicklow hills to welcome in Spring time and simply Do Fuck All.. Relax, unwind, have a good giggle and do as much or as little as you want.

Cant believe its March already! Feck it, time to take a break and treat yourself . Have a guilt free, sleep filled, gin-fueled Fun, let’s bring the Madness into March!

Are you wiped out, knackered or just plain fucked?

Yes? Well then… Join us at The elbowroom escape for our popular “Do Fuck All” weekend break.

Consider this. How tired are you these days? How often do you have the opportunity to do just nothing?

Would you fancy coming along to a weekend break in a stunning location where everything is literally done for you?

In other words, you do fuck all.

Do what you like, the weekend is yours to enjoy!

Our chef will prepare delicious meals and serve them to you throughout your stay! just stroll up to the dining cabin and take a seat!

Yes, there is a forest if you want to walk in it. Yes, there is a fuck load of mountains should you wish to climb them. Yes, there is a big room should you wish to roll about, do yoga or binge watch The Handmaids Tale/Breaking Bad/Mad Men/House of Cards. Yes, there is a hot tub should you wish to soak.

Yes, there are 5* hotel grade beds should you wish to just lie in them. Yes, there are hammocks should you wish to swing/read. Yes, there is a gin bar should you chose to get so wasted you start telling strangers you love them.

Yes, there will be a cool bunch of people (See the screening application questions below) that you can shoot the breeze with. Yes, Sue will be available to massage you if you fancy a rub (book in advance)

But if you wish to do none of that and do fuck all. Then so be it.

Questionnaire: please apply with the answers to these questions:

  1. Name your favourite GIN and mixer (multiple answers are accepted)?
  2. How many episodes of your fave series have you sat through in one evening?
  3. Can you name the main characters in Pulp Fiction?
  4. Do you think Donald Trump is a knob?

All applicants with correct answers will secure a place.

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Event Details

  • Start Date: Friday 9th March 2018
  • End Date: Sunday 11th March 2018
  • Time: 17:00
  • Duration: 3 Days


Friday – Sunday

  • Arrive from 5pm
  • Eat, drink and do Sweet Fuck All for the weekend
  • Leave when you have pulled yourself out of the hammock and eaten brunch on Sunday

What's Included

  • 5* hotel grade beds for 2 nights
  • Delicious vegetarian meals, all prepared and ready so you just need to sit down to eat
  • Hammocks and huge bean bags to sink into for as long as you like


  • Take much needed time out from EVERYTHING
  • Regroup without the guilt that you should be doing something
  • Catch up on that TV series you are dying to watch without being disturbed
  • Happiness!!!




Only €199 to regain your sanity and start feeling like YOU again

Rooms are shared – Let us know if you book in with a friend to ensure you are put in the same room

We can organise a relaxing deep tissue massage (cost €60 per person booked in advance)




Amanda Marren

As manager of the elbowroom escape, Amanda loves spending her time between the bustling city of Dublin and the breathtaking views and tranquillity of the Wicklow hills. She welcomes everyone to the escape with open arms, giving herself the task of ensuring everyone who comes through the doors has a wonderful and relaxing time, taking away great memories and feeling ready to take on the world again.

Having come from the corporate world, and through her love for travel and wellness, Amanda took up yoga,  training in India to become a teacher and is now working towards her 500-hour certificate. She is also a nutritional coach and is delighted to combine her two loves - Good healthy food and yoga as her career


Lisa Wilkinson

Lisa is queenbee of The elbowroom in Dublin and The elbowroom escape in Wicklow. She is the proverbial Duracell Bunny, teacher, potter, gardener, baker, health enthusiast and passionate foodie. But first and foremost, proud mother to two fabulous children.

The elbowroom escape is also Lisa's home and she can be often spotted knee-deep in some kind of muck, hosting retreats, writing or brewing a variety of concoctions in her cabin.

She built her pottery studio after studying in Dublin and has been focusing on throwing the tableware for the kitchens and guests at The escape.




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